"Help me, Wolf Blitzer; you're my only hope."

What the fuck, CNN? What the fuck? Holograms? This is stupider than Anderson Cooper's magic clipboard from earlier this year.

Then again, MSNBC's Parthenon is pretty stupid too. And BBC America looks like QVC.

Waiting...

Whee! I made a pumpkin! It has Loki scraped into it. Yup, I pulled out the old woodcarving tools to scrape it out. I decided I wanted to try that technique this year. I kind of like it. It's actually really easy. Much easier than linoleum, and linoleum is EASY.

Have a good Halloween!

Sexy witches!

It's cold! Why's it so cold?! I'm all bundled up right now, and I might have to fire up the heaters tonight. It's beautiful outside, though. The light is so yellow...

Oh well, that's why coffee and Hello Kitty slippers were invented.

Oh no! I don't have a pumpkin! I need to go out and get one. I think I'm going to try that scraping technique this year.

Work work work!

You found the sun!

Danbo's wrath.